sparky999 Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 Work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a Copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more Ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they Attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't Think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the Blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the House. Better wait outside.' INSTALLATION COMPLETE Peter Robinson Freelance M:07889038650 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gopher Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Case of b31ng t0t4lly pwn3d th3r3, elite ownage.. Intruder / CCTV / Access Control Technical Support Personal Subscriber to the "K.I.S.S" principle, that's Keep It Simple Stupid, are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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