satsuma01 Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Taking a break from the golf circuit in Ireland, Tiger Woods driving his new Chrysler car, stops for fuel at a petrol station. The attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, "Top o' the morning to ya!", totally unaware who the golf pro is. As Tiger gets out of the car, 2 golf tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those, son?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "And what would ya be usin 'em for?" inquires the Irishman. "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger. "Jaysus, Mary an Joseph!", exclaims the Irish attendant. "What will those fella's at Chrysler think of next!" "If you carry your childhood with you, you never become old. Why rush to end life when happiness is in the blissfulness of childhood innocence.""We all die, the goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." 07475071344 Link to comment https://www.thesecurityinstaller.co.uk/community/topic/25381-golfing/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
kka Posted November 3, 2008 Share Posted November 3, 2008 10/10 Kevin Scott. Owner of KK Alarms...... Installation .. Service .. Repair ...... Thoughout.. Northumberland and North Tyneside ..... Tel:01670 361948 (call diverted after 15 seconds) or 07947444114 Link to comment https://www.thesecurityinstaller.co.uk/community/topic/25381-golfing/#findComment-215360 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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