Tale Of The Irish Sausage

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't

have a lot of money between them, they could only

raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out

with one large sausage.

Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any

money left at all!'

Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two

pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much

trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a

plan, !'

They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick

the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees

and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them

out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and

more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I

can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are

killin'me!'

Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I lost the

sausage in the third pub.