1. When she is asleep I like to push her out of the bed with my head. When asked what the f**k it is I am doing my response is "I am a rhino"

2. At all opportunities make suggestions that she was adopted and was actually born in the circus. this really p*sses her off.

3. Hide her pajamas, but always in the same place.

4. I can tell you the amount of times I have changed her phone into Dutch.

5. Be really bad at sex......actually this is not deliberate

I only did it once but replaced her fave jumper with one the same but a size smaller, joke was on me due to the crass diet we both HAD to go on. Didnt think that one through.

Any more for any more?

1. When she is asleep I like to push her out of the bed with my head. When asked what the f**k it is I am doing my response is "I am a rhino"

2. At all opportunities make suggestions that she was adopted and was actually born in the circus. this really p*sses her off.

3. Hide her pajamas, but always in the same place.

4. I can tell you the amount of times I have changed her phone into Dutch.

5. Be really bad at sex......actually this is not deliberate

I only did it once but replaced her fave jumper with one the same but a size smaller, joke was on me due to the crass diet we both HAD to go on. Didnt think that one through.

Any more for any more?

pmsl I like them might give em a try 2nite