Alarm Protection Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 1. When she is asleep I like to push her out of the bed with my head. When asked what the f**k it is I am doing my response is "I am a rhino" 2. At all opportunities make suggestions that she was adopted and was actually born in the circus. this really p*sses her off. 3. Hide her pajamas, but always in the same place. 4. I can tell you the amount of times I have changed her phone into Dutch. 5. Be really bad at sex......actually this is not deliberate I only did it once but replaced her fave jumper with one the same but a size smaller, joke was on me due to the crass diet we both HAD to go on. Didnt think that one through. Any more for any more? ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djandysp Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 1. When she is asleep I like to push her out of the bed with my head. When asked what the f**k it is I am doing my response is "I am a rhino"2. At all opportunities make suggestions that she was adopted and was actually born in the circus. this really p*sses her off. 3. Hide her pajamas, but always in the same place. 4. I can tell you the amount of times I have changed her phone into Dutch. 5. Be really bad at sex......actually this is not deliberate I only did it once but replaced her fave jumper with one the same but a size smaller, joke was on me due to the crass diet we both HAD to go on. Didnt think that one through. Any more for any more? pmsl I like them might give em a try 2nite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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