A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh

blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood & began hassling him

about where he got it.

He told them to ****off & let him get some sleep, but they persisted

until he finally gave in.

"OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited

bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river & into a huge forest.

Finally he slowed down & all the other bats excitedly milled around him,

tongues hanging out for blood.

"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.

"YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good for you!" said the bat, "Because I ********didn't."

Please stop trying to avoid the bad word filter

Edited September 11, 200718 yr by alarmgard

Thats ******* brilliant!

Thats ******* brilliant!

That`s good the bigger the swear word the more red stars I get

Wonder if we can set a record for the number of red stars in a post

All you need to do Is add ING Pete!

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