sparky999 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood & began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to ****off & let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. "OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river & into a huge forest. Finally he slowed down & all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood. "Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked. "YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good for you!" said the bat, "Because I ********didn't." Please stop trying to avoid the bad word filter Peter Robinson Freelance M:07889038650 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chorlton Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Thats ******* brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky999 Posted September 11, 2007 Author Share Posted September 11, 2007 Thats ******* brilliant! That`s good the bigger the swear word the more red stars I get Wonder if we can set a record for the number of red stars in a post Peter Robinson Freelance M:07889038650 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chorlton Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 All you need to do Is add ING Pete! Lessons available here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ieDVzinpbU...ted&search= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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