An al Qaeda guerilla, desperate for water, was

plodding through the desert when he saw something far

off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object,

only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand

selling neckties.

The Arab asked, 'Do you have water?'

The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you

like to buy a tie? They are only $5.'

The Arab shouted, 'Idiot Jew! Israel should not

exist! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water!

I should kill you, but I must find water first.'

'Okay,' said the old Jew, 'it does not matter that

you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I

will show you that I am bigger than that. If you

continue over that hill to the east for about two

miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all

the water you need. Shalom.'

Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, near collapse.

'Your brother won't let me in without a tie.'

OOPS! Typo with title should read Smart Brothers

Edited September 10, 200718 yr by sparky999

May I be the 1st to say.........

RACIST!!!!

Just in case anyone else takes offence

May I be the 1st to say.........

RACIST!!!!

Just in case anyone else takes offence

You could take the gate aswell

Personally, I don't think this one is racist; just like all of the English, Irish & Scottish jokes.