sparky999 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 An al Qaeda guerilla, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties. The Arab asked, 'Do you have water?' The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.' The Arab shouted, 'Idiot Jew! Israel should not exist! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first.' 'Okay,' said the old Jew, 'it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the water you need. Shalom.' Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, near collapse. 'Your brother won't let me in without a tie.' OOPS! Typo with title should read Smart Brothers Peter Robinson Freelance M:07889038650 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dave the alarm man Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 May I be the 1st to say......... RACIST!!!! Just in case anyone else takes offence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky999 Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 May I be the 1st to say.........RACIST!!!! Just in case anyone else takes offence You could take the gate aswell Peter Robinson Freelance M:07889038650 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky3366 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Personally, I don't think this one is racist; just like all of the English, Irish & Scottish jokes. If at first you don't succeed...don't try skydiving! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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