OriginalBoffy

Those three little words you want to hear on Valentine's Day: Replacement Bus Service.

You Are What You Eat, which is true 'cos as soon as I bought the ready-to-eat apricots, I was ready to eat apricots. https://t.co/TP9GQ1yCyA

There's a footprint on the ceiling of the tram.

RT @colinmochrie: My 90-yr-old mother-in-law and 87-yr-old mother love and acceptance of our trans daughter warms me. Wonder why some who a…

RT @HamillHimself: The Trumpster quote #1 #ANewJeersToast https://t.co/qZQEGU18r6

"You know how much we Indians love our gold. Almost as much as the British love the Indians' gold." - @awryaditi https://t.co/OqCfJb5NDB

RT @Gingerhazing: Birthday https://t.co/aMhbkAKWNK

I'm sure a #Toblerone used to have more segments. https://t.co/YBpGr0OEhc

RT @jodyporter_: Alright stop, refrigerate and listen https://t.co/MKsZGp1mpN

"I can't remember ****, I'm like basically a ******* walking Etch-a-Sketch" - @MargaretCho

"I told Suzy I must be a writer, because I had writer's blank." https://t.co/7jhDQgl4gL

@Gingerhazing I just finished Nimona. So wonderful, beautiful & sweet, thank you. Also my wife happens to have Nimona's chapter 10 haircut!

I'm not sure I've listened to two Leonard Cohen songs, but this interview/doc from 1994 may interest if you're a fan https://t.co/omkRarpiJ4

I can never makemy mind up about the other name for beach sandals.

https://t.co/kXrT6PJnDs https://t.co/QTGdeJFj45

RT @AshtonYdgn: I've waited exactly 365 days to post this at 12:00 am Nov 1st. Merry Christmas. https://t.co/XyrJWYqh1g

RT @samirawiley: I'll do anything with this one...

People talk about subtext and themes and I feel like I'm only enjoying a quarter of the book/film/etc. Can I get a discount for being thick?

You don't see me making a song and dance about it, but that's mostly because I can't sing or dance.

"Go to the appendices of LotR […] read the list of all the kings of Rohan, their names are all just words for ‘king’." - @MikeDrout

is watching "Confusingly-Named Reboot: The 1979 Classic" (2007)

MARK: When you say "sing it passionately", what do you mean? TOM: Just... in an American accent. https://t.co/9olUCGqKm1

I was going to go gluten-free, but I’ve been won over by gluten’s new slogan. https://t.co/hY2Awb5LQL

Ugh so now it turns out I can't see my doctor tomorrow. That's a disappointment. #puns