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OriginalBoffy

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  1. RT @pipmadeley: My girlfriend just ruined the 1980s Cybermen for me #DoctorWho https://t.co/zGdx2deY4B

  2. Soccer News: Troubled Chelsea have sold star player Clive Allen for a million pounds to Chessington World of Advent… https://t.co/PNeEEcxVES

  3. "You got stewed pea and rice, and sweet potato pudding, jerk pork, curried goat, curried chicken, fried plantains,… https://t.co/fM2q4loAwX

  4. "You spend all your time womanising!", I said, congratulating the dedicated gender reassignment surgeon.

  5. Hey if anyone finds the rest of #Manchester please let me know. https://t.co/SIATYADoaQ

  6. Heard an interesting transition at the end of a Bee-Gees song on in-store radio today:

  7. @MCRMetrolink When a tram terminates mid-journey "due to a service time issue", what does that mean?

  8. I don't mean to brag, but I was in the top 99% of my statistics class.

  9. What's a Dalek's favourite colour? Mauve! MAUVE! #puns #DoctorWho

  10. "We are currently experiencing high call volumes. Please try to speak more softly."

  11. “Any year now, I might have to say something. Actually, no; easier just to move house.” https://t.co/YUFnpepdsG

  12. You know you're pretentious when your phone auto-corrects "this" to "thus".

  13. "The following arguments are available, but not all are useful, functional or sufficiently documented" - Software author after my own heart

  14. All my stuff's covered in jam. Curiously, this feels like a stroke of BAD luck.

  15. @northernassist @OfficialTfGM Thanks ☺

  16. Our train just announced: "[BING BONG] [prolonged electronic hiss], I repeat, [more electronic hiss]"

  17. Every year I am surprised by light evenings messing up my idea of what time it is. The skies are lies!

  18. Q: Which baked goods contain over 1 million ingredients? A: https://t.co/wLPFSSlzUC

  19. Today in my poor decisions; sold my Hustle box set then found out it's gone off Netflix today.

  20. "So I told her my side of the story, and I just stuck to the facts that I'd made up." - Sarah Kendall https://t.co/sOOEtC3psk

  21. "The Daleks are coming to save us! Three cheers for the Daleks!" - Doctor Who: Blood of the Daleks by Steve Lyons https://t.co/FydAktNON9

  22. Amazing! https://t.co/BbhRy0zxnZ

  23. "The reclamation by UKIP of tweed is very unfortunate for the lesbian community" @SusanCalman News Quiz Extra S19E08 https://t.co/7TW4HUsCJZ

  24. Who did this? Who? Who? Who? Who? https://t.co/coXMnZnNZu

  25. RT @Gingerhazing: When you take a dog to brunch https://t.co/NT9HY4aSNY

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