:!: Try this one! :!:

A client of mine rang me to ask if would see to her next door neighbours security light when I did her service because it had stopped working and they could not contact the company that fitted it.

After servicing her alarm I went next door and introduced myself to her neighbour. on seeing the security light I was absolutely disgusted. the mains cable came out of the OVERFLOW PIPE from the toilet cistern!    I went upstairs and traced it coming out of the cistern lid up the wall into the attic. I immediately condemned it and remove the wiring. I asked the woman why it had been done like that and she replied that she had asked the same question to the fitter who said "I've broken my drill bit"!

These sort of people want electrodes attaching to their testicle! (Pi**ock)

(A picture was taken & passed to the Local Trading Standards officer)

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Its just about unbelievable what so called tradesmen do.

Georg? Do you dye your hair?  

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Red or Black usually. Sometimes white. Depends of the mood. Those are the colors of my favourite icehockey club.

I reckon he uses Timote.

And washes his hair every morning at the local waterfall.

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No Brian. Loreal or Schwarzkopf if I dye it myself. Thou I don't know what my hairdresser uses but it lasts longer..

no, it's just one of the many words that spring to mind when i look at his pic!!

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Remeber Brian: swearing