banjax Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 My f**king neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning. Can you believe that?! 2:30am! Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums... -------------------------------------------------------------- Johnny was sat in his Biology lesson when all of a sudden the teacher shouted across the classroom, "Johnny! I said, how do you make a hormone?!" Apparently, "dont pay her" was not the correct answer... -------------------------------------------------------------- Apparently the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap the wife and say "2 sugars, fat ****." -------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------- David Cameron has imposed a new tax on sex: Kissing will be taxed at 10%, Hugging at 20%, Squeezing at 30%, Smooching at 50% and full on sex at 90%. The great news for you, as a ******.. It's still tax free. -------------------------------------------------------------- A bloke from Yorkshire goes into a jewellers. He says "Can tha mek a gold statue o mi dog?" The jeweller replies "Aye recon I can. Does tha want it eighteen carat?" The bloke says "Nay ya daft lad, I want it chewing a bone!" ============================================================== Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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