belfastowl Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 I couldn't find the thingy that turns the tv over so i asked the kids if they'd seen it. They said she left me yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belfastowl Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 A turd was found on the england training pitch. Capello confronted the squad and said "who **** on the pitch?" after a brief silence Emile Heskey raised his handand said "I am boss, but im not bad in the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belfastowl Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 Little old Asian lady at the currency exchange a little irritated. "Why it change? Yesterday i get two hunnat dolla for yen. Today i get hunnat eighty? Why it change?" Casher shrugged and said "fluctuations" The little old Asian lady replied "Fluc you white people too" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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