belfastowl Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 I couldn't find the thingy that turns the tv over so i asked the kids if they'd seen it. They said she left me yesterday. Link to comment https://www.thesecurityinstaller.co.uk/community/topic/29369-joke/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
belfastowl Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 A turd was found on the england training pitch. Capello confronted the squad and said "who **** on the pitch?" after a brief silence Emile Heskey raised his handand said "I am boss, but im not bad in the air. Link to comment https://www.thesecurityinstaller.co.uk/community/topic/29369-joke/#findComment-245763 Share on other sites More sharing options...
belfastowl Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 Little old Asian lady at the currency exchange a little irritated. "Why it change? Yesterday i get two hunnat dolla for yen. Today i get hunnat eighty? Why it change?" Casher shrugged and said "fluctuations" The little old Asian lady replied "Fluc you white people too" Link to comment https://www.thesecurityinstaller.co.uk/community/topic/29369-joke/#findComment-245765 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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