Subject: Sex Problems

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big

penis or a good memory.. I don't remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter

from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for

sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard

feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are

offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next

to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's

life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10.. Having sex is like playing brid ge. If you don't

have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the

dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to

sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?

A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole

thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was

happy with the Thing......

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a

mans life?

A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye

contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.17. Despit e the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!

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