The Love Dress

THE

LOVE DRESS

A woman stopped by,

unannounced, at her son's

house.

She

knocked on the door then immediately

walked

in. She was shocked to see her

daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally

naked.

Soft music was playing, and

the aroma of

perfume filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm waiting for Justin to come home

from

work.' The daughter-in-law answered.

' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law

exclaimed.

'This is my love dress,' the

daughter-in-law

explained...

'Love

dress? But you're naked!'

'Justin loves

me to wear this dress,' she

explained..

'Every time he sees me in this

dress, he instantly becomes romantic and

ravages

me for hours.'

The

mother-in-law left. When she got home she

undressed, showered, put on her best

perfume,

dimmed the lights, put on a

romantic CD, and lay

on the couch waiting

for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her

husband came home. He walked in

and saw her

lying there so provocatively.

' What are

you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love

dress,' she whispered,

sensually.

'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for

dinner?'