TonyCraggs Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 This one really brought a tear to my eye... very moving. A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' 'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. 'Well, we're not having any of that gay s**t in our garden,' she said. Hawk Fire & Security Ltd Specialist Installers Of Intruder Alarms, CCTV, Fire Alarms, Door Access & Entry Systems Tel. 07786037709 Email. hawkfireandsecurity@live.co.uk KING OF TETRIS !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUBS Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Bit of a variation on the little girl wit the dog called porky though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antinode Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Edit due to half the thread dissappearing. Trade Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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