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Jewelry

sparky999
in Just Joking

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>> A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots

>> a

>> beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends

>> over

>>

>> to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she

>> looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident

>> and

>> prays that a sales person doesn't popup right now.

>>

>> As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a

>> salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying

>> complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with 'Good day,

>> Madam. How may we help you?'

>>

>> Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been

>> there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks 'Sir, what is the

>> price

>>

>> of this lovely bracelet?'

>>

>> He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to

>> sh!t

>> yourself when I tell you the price'

Peter Robinson

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M:07889038650

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