sparky999 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 >> A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots >> a >> beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends >> over >> >> to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she >> looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident >> and >> prays that a sales person doesn't popup right now. >> >> As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a >> salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying >> complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with 'Good day, >> Madam. How may we help you?' >> >> Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been >> there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks 'Sir, what is the >> price >> >> of this lovely bracelet?' >> >> He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to >> sh!t >> yourself when I tell you the price' Peter Robinson Freelance M:07889038650 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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