sparky999 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 >> IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU LAUGH, >> YOU NEED HELP! >> >> A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on >> a busy lunchtime. >> They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit >> complete with pager >> >> As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly: 'Gee, >> she's fat!' >> >> The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to >> be quiet. >> A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his >> hands as far as they would go and announced 'I'll bet her >> butt is this wide!' >> >> The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The >> mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. >> >> After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the >> line. Just then, her pager began to emit a beep, beep, >> beep. >> >> The little boy yells out: 'Out of the way..... she's backing >> up!' Peter Robinson Freelance M:07889038650 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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