Another Sanity Test

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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the

Director how do you determine whether or not a patient

should be institutionalized.

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a

bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to

the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A

normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger

than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would

pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'