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An Englishman, An Irishman And A Scotsman

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking (as you do), and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought

Sounds loike the Oirish guy went to the Tom Cruise School of Accents there :whistle: !

Anyway,he wasn't a true Irish man as he wouldn't condone condoms,more likely he was one of those Ulster Scots blow ins!!!

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Bit like the Dublin barbers shop that got burgled....took everything except rubber johnies and brylcreem ?

Polis are looking for a gang of bald catholics !

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The last time I heard that joke, Micheal Jackson was still black :rolleyes:

and Des O'Connor was white ?

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Dont be silly.

Des was nver white!!!!

My grandad says he was.........never heard of him meself !

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