Present For The Girlfriend

A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new

> girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she

> lived a considerable distance away. He consulted with his sister and

> decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality

> gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too

> personal.

>

> Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a

> dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a

> pair of knickers for herself at the same time.

>

> Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two

> items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers. Good old

> Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following

> letter:

>

> Dear Sasha,

>

> I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when

> we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would

> have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones

> (which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate shade, but the

> lady i bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for

> the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.

> I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even

> though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they

> rub against her ring which helps keep it clean.In fact she hasn't

> needed to wash it since she began wearing them.

> I wish i was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt

many

> other hands will touch them before i have a chance to see you again.

> When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because

> they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.

> Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming

year.

> I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

>

> All my love

> Ron.

>

> P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down

> with a little bit of fur showing.