sparky999 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 "In honour of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Christmas Season Begins...... Peter Robinson Freelance M:07889038650 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubbieAllan Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 not bad, better than some of the whoppers on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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