Camilla & Charles

Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got

increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on. That night after

the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired back to

their room.

Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling.

Ones feet are killing me.'

Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor

But it would not budge.

'Harder' yelled Camilla.

'Harder' Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so

bloody

tight!'

'Come on give it all you've got ' she cried.

Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla

exclaimed

'There! Oh God, that feels so good.'

In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and

said

'See

I told you she was still a virgin with a face like that!'

Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove

the other shoe when he cried out 'Oh god, darling this ones even

tighter'

At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen 'That's my

boy,

Once a Navy man, always a navy man!'