Win A Council House

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WIN A COUNCIL HOUSE

Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of 'ASYLUM'.

Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition: Hijack an

airliner and win a council house! We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and

thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor the British Taxpayer. And don't forget, we're now

the fastest growing game on the planet.

Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British passport, and you only need one

word of English: 'ASYLUM'!.

Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at £180 a week and a

chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights. This

competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines,

ferry companies or Eurostar.

No application ever refused reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do is destroy all your

papers and remember the magic password: 'ASYLUM'.

Only recentley 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul

to our international gateway at Stansted where local law enforcement officers were on hand to

fast-track them to their luxury £200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel..

They join tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain . Our

most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the world famous Toddington

Services area In Historic Bedfordshire.

If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget there's no need to phone a friend or ask the

audience, just apply for legal aid. Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting

to help. It won't cost you a penny, so play today; it could change your life forever.

Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters,pro-Pinochet activists, anti-Pinochet

activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali

guerrillas...COME ON DOWN!

Get along to the airport, get along to the lorry park, get along to the ferry terminal. Don't stop

in Germany or France .Go straight to Britain . And you are guaranteed to be one of tens of

thousands of lucky winners in the softest game on earth.

Roll up, roll up my friends for the game that never ends.

Everyone's a winner, when they play 'ASYLUM'.