PeterJames Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 PAH 24 dead bodies found.discovered when working as a locksmith. That was me, the others had a similar score. Yeah but you was expecting it may happen, wherease mine was not an everyday occurance how many of those dead bodies were somewhere you wouldnt expect to find a body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Is this the first time you two have had a 'Battle of the stiffies' ? Quote Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxo Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Err, a sheltered housing block with a warden who had master keys? A flat where I found a friend dead of an overdose? Â To be fair the others were suspected or virtually confirmed from the decaying odours and being missing for a while. Â But 6 months, FFS. Even here I am keeping an eye on the old girl next door with this heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJames Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Is this the first time you two have had a 'Battle of the stiffies' ? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxo Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Is this the first time you two have had a 'Battle of the stiffies' ? They go soggy after a few hours. Â Now make fun with that !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Biscuits? Â you may need to Google Quote Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxo Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Nah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breff Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Even here I am keeping an eye on the old girl next door with this heat. Â Didnt know you were into necrophilia Quote The opinions I express are mine and are usually correct! (Except when I'm wrong)(which I'm not) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 But 6 months, FFS. Even here I am keeping an eye on the old girl next door with this heat. Sitting, waiting..... Quote Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goncall Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Didnt know you were into necrophilia sick but lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJames Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Didnt know you were into necrophilia He's not, she is still alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breff Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 GGGilf eh? Quote The opinions I express are mine and are usually correct! (Except when I'm wrong)(which I'm not) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJames Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Biscuits? Â you may need to Google I googled but found nothing relevant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I googled but found nothing relevant try again...  soggy   Biscuits? GGGilf eh? And that's not a stutter... Quote Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJames Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 try again... Â Â Â And that's not a stutter... FFS I have lived a very sheltered life what with lemony men and soggy biscuits and seagulling all learned from these forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxo Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 And you sick bastids work in peoples homes and even schools...................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 No Quote Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxo Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Apart from the invalid office bound of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breff Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 And you sick bastids work in peoples homes and even schools...................... And nursing homes...... Quote The opinions I express are mine and are usually correct! (Except when I'm wrong)(which I'm not) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxo Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Not done any of them for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHappy Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Not done any of them for years. injunction ? Quote Mr Veritas God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Lol Quote securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datadiffusion Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 I think the best thing i've found on a job was in the attic of an old library. Installing void detection and went through a crawling gap in the eaves to the next roof and found a couple of newspapers from the 50's, couple of old tins of pop and some fag packs and matches. Had a flick through the pristine papers and took them down for the mini museum they had.  Was pretty funny to think that the only thing changes is technology. People will still bunk off for 5 minutes and have a snooze.  We did an alarm in a shop that had been a jewellers in the 1970s and then an estate agents ever since. Unbelievably, the stairs to the 2nd and 3rd floors were lightly boarded up and had never been visited in years! Sadly nothing of value but a nearly fully kitted 1960s workshop complete with Bakelite Lucas batteries to run some sort of electric brazing iron and a retro stock room with period packaging etc... Sadly before the days of camera phones. Quote So, I've decided to take my work back underground.... to stop it falling into the wrong hands  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxo Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 injunction ? I was going to say " Not done any for aged due to an injunction" as a giggle. But I was waiting for a "Wit" to add that. Â Top marks. Â But not true of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfur mo Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Chris Tarrent ran a show a while back, invited listeners to share their finds after moving into a house, one said she opened the under stairs cupboard to find a URN complete with ashes. he remarks "she could have made an absolute fortune selling it as 'ready break' to the cannibals". Quote If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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