Guest G.J.M Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 (edited) hmm-i think you read that story in a dirty magazine sorry i meant to quote this reply A large selection of lady Edited December 11, 2005 by G.J.M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Electrics Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 hmm-i think you read that story in a dirty magazine sorry i meant to quote this reply A large selection of lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MSI New York Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 pornos, mags, home made vids & pics oh yes and not forgetting toys......and all in the same house Ummm...... I hate to bring this up, but how did you know what was on the videos? Were they clearly labeled "Time we got drunk and Bob wore my underwear" and "The kids were all out of the house and we rented that porno and tried that thing we saw" and "Debbie from Accounts Payable"? Or did you pop a video into the VCR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellman Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 "Debbie from Accounts Payable" Didn't she do Dallas Regards Bellman Quote Service Engineer and all round nice bloke ) The views above are mine and NOT those of my employer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Didn't she do Dallas That was in her spare time, a 'hobby' if you will I hate to bring this up, but how did you know what was on the videos? I would say it's fairly safe to assume that a stack of video tapes found with porno mags, pic's of the missus and other 'items' that are all stuffed in the airing cupboard\under the bed don't contain the round up of last weeks soaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Ward Posted December 19, 2005 Author Share Posted December 19, 2005 (edited) OK, here is a true story, it's not a security related reply but it does fit nicely into this thread!! Someone told me about this: A mate had a porno video and someone (NOT ME!!) asked him to copy it for him. The problem is he did not have 2 video recorders to do a tape-to-tape, so he set up his camcorder and recorded the TV screen with his camcorder. He then played the camcorder into the VCR to make a second copy. He then (at a later date) gave the copy back to his mate. Upon playback, obviously the quality wasn't perfect as it was a recording of the TV screen. There was also a bit of interference on the side of the picture. When the picture darkened you could see a reflection of someone in the back ground "tugging his bishop!". while the "duplication" was being done!!!! Oops! Edited December 19, 2005 by bellman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 ... "tugging his bishop!". ...Oops! never heard that yet you learn something new everyday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CHRIS P Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 WENT TO MOVE WICKER BIN AND SPYED VAMPIRES PACKED LUNCH BEHIND IT UGH! ASKED LADY TOLD "lady"OF THE HOUSE I NEEDED THAT CORNER CLEARING OUT SHE MOVED THE BIN AND HID THE ARTICLE UP HER JUMPER AND SCURRIED RED FACED OUT OF THE ROOM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inglishg Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 One teenage lads bedroom revealed a list of all the girls in his class. All scored for...erm...various "abilities". Lucky lad or what! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specialist Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Worst one i think i ever came across, we were fitting a system in Port Talbot. House was really scanky but you know what it's like, you dont do the job the boss gets Hissed and wont pay you. Anyway sent my mate upstairs to the bedroom to pull the carpet 2 mins later he calls me, he had to move the bed & underneath found a pair of soiled nickers and a half full bedpan. Scary the way some people live, didnt take us long to get out of there. Quote Customers Love us, Intruders Hate us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billythebellbox Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Scary the way some people live, didnt take us long to get out of there. pee buckets, sex toys, swingers. trannies been their seen that....... Quote De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da. De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inglishg Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Many many years ago, on one manky house, I pulled the carpet back in one house and found it literally "alive" with creepy crawlies. Loads of these tiny black creatures all paniced when they were exposed to the light, and ran for cover under the undisturbed carpet. It's surprising how little cable runs actually need to be under a carpet in circumstances like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specialist Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Many many years ago, on one manky house, I pulled the carpet back in one house and found it literally "alive" with creepy crawlies. Loads of these tiny black creatures all paniced when they were exposed to the light, and ran for cover under the undisturbed carpet.It's surprising how little cable runs actually need to be under a carpet in circumstances like that! Strange how such little things can help you see more clearly when working out your runs. Quote Customers Love us, Intruders Hate us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggy Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 I once drilled into a dead rat that was stuck in a cavity wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anguscanplay Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 I once drilled into a live bat that was asleep in a cavity wall ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateurandy Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 I once drilled into a live bat that was asleep in a cavity wall ! And passed it on for lunch to your mate Ozzy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billythebellbox Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 under towels I once found a large copper hot water cylinder, Quote De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da. De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anguscanplay Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 And passed it on for lunch to your mate Ozzy? what, and waste the chance myself ? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satsuma01 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 what, and waste the chance myself ?LOL Quote "If you carry your childhood with you, you never become old. Why rush to end life when happiness is in the blissfulness of childhood innocence.""We all die, the goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." 07475071344 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weesidney Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 This one didn't happen to myself but to a plumber who was working in a house my parents had bought and were having some renovation work done. The plumber needed under the floor so he lifted the hatch in the hall and shone his torch done only to see a pair of wellies with overalls legs inside them, the guy went chalk white and nearly fainted, turns out the previous owner (DIY type person) had decided to play a joke upon leaving the house and had laid the overalls and boots out to look like a body, what a sicko. wee sid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KateC Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Yep, I've found various 'interesting' items in airing cupboards and even under floorboards. Various naughty magazines and videos, certain 'toys', photos of wives, photos of other ladies that didn't live at the house (oops) and tons of naughty underwear / stockings etc. Might have even 'borrowed' a few items in the past! Hehe! I love some of the stuff you guys have found - it never ceases to amaze me what people hide in their houses! Sheesh! Kate C x Oh, and caught an apprentice that I was working with having a browse through a lady's top drawer once too! Tut tut! Kate C x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest old-hand Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Was on a job with a m8 doing some rewiring and the painter got the wife`s knickers on his head and ran around the room with them. She walked in.............................. Never laughed so much in my life, think that saved her sacking him! Same job a week later and i knocked over the bedside drawer lifting a board, heard the husband shout leave it he`ll clear it up too late it was full of their "toys" More laughter. Worst, when as a locksmith assisting Police and social services ( few yrs back now) over a 14 year period I assisted in finding 24 bodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernBrad Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I was working in a greek restaurant in Kent doing a panel upgrade and several additions.Whilst gutting the old panel to take it off the wall i isolated the spur from the fuseboard.To my suprise in the cupboard was a lovely looking dagger type thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jptaylor Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013   Me and my apprentice found £20k cash in a loft in Eaton Terrace back in the late 90's, we were running the bell cable down to the soffit board. The house was unoccupied so I informed the estate agents who we got the keys from................ I wonder what happened to the cash. It was all in £20 notes in black bags similar to what PCBs were stored in.  Some years later - Three of us were installing at the residence belonging to the CEO of a national house builder, a vase was knocked over and several bags of white powder fell out.  I went to burn some footage in Chelsea, the house had a comms room in the garage, I couldn't find the light switch and was conscious that I was the walking on something metallic and slippery ,when I found the switch I discovered a box of 9mm live rounds had spilt across the floor.  Usual other stuff over the years as written by others in this thread, sex toys, underwear in differing states! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchman Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 A few years back I was showing the trainee where I wanted him to run the cable in the customer's bedroom. On a chest of drawers was a TV with a camcorder plugged into it, about ten minutes later he came running down the stairs asking me to come and take a look at what he found. He pressed play on the recorder and we had half an hour of adult entertainment from Mrs and Mr XXX who were very open minded and enjoyed " trying out new things".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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