norman Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Neither do I, keep up you northern faggott. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alarm Protection Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Matt moving 3 slabs over saying "FFS the system isn't working and I can't dial in to make it work" Made me have a laugh matt! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 lol udl slabbing securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goncall Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I've come across a slight issue. The cat gets in fine but the kitten isn't tall enough for the scanner to read his chip so it locked him out in the pouring rain for a few hours. Oops could the kitten not request a support ticket so you could open it remotely,.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew.brough Posted October 26, 2013 Author Share Posted October 26, 2013 I see. No udl paving slabs. I accidentally put one on the kittens paws too as I'd not put the light on in the garden. #wellsorry www.securitywarehouse.co.uk/catalog/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alarm Protection Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 could the kitten not request a support ticket so you could open it remotely,.. Lol goncall, Wee pussy can't get in the flap and signal sent by webway to 4i..... Matt says **** it and ticket put on system for cat flap fault as cat is to small to gain entry. Only joking matt but it is a laugh tbh. ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rulland Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew.brough Posted October 26, 2013 Author Share Posted October 26, 2013 could the kitten not request a support ticket so you could open it remotely,.. He doesn't have £150 Actually goncall that's comedy gold www.securitywarehouse.co.uk/catalog/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goncall Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 He doesn't have £150150 pund,I'd rather droon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew.brough Posted October 26, 2013 Author Share Posted October 26, 2013 He looked similar after the flap told him access denied. www.securitywarehouse.co.uk/catalog/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichL Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Neither do I, keep up you northern faggott. Â Barnsley, Wakey, its all the same. Originally said by Charles Babbage On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goncall Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 He looked similar after the flap told him access denied."what's murphy's tsi password" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 he has applied for trade securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew.brough Posted October 26, 2013 Author Share Posted October 26, 2013 I'd give anything for that. www.securitywarehouse.co.uk/catalog/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alarm Protection Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Ha ha brilliant psml! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew.brough Posted October 26, 2013 Author Share Posted October 26, 2013 he has applied for trade He's already trade? Ignore. 1/2 asleep www.securitywarehouse.co.uk/catalog/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huxley Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 We just used a Paxton switch2 for the wife's cat and modded the standard pet mate electronic one the cat thought it was strange having a black and green tag lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alarm Protection Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 We just used a Paxton switch2 for the wife's cat and modded the standard pet mate electronic one the cat thought it was strange having a black and green tag lol Oh FFS please no! There could be a market place for this? Alarm cats protection....your pussy will find the flap! If younger 4i pussy security will install slabs for cat to gain entry.... Our motto "your pussy is our security" "back door entry" ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew.brough Posted October 27, 2013 Author Share Posted October 27, 2013 Would be more interesting that the usual look at this shiny pir . . . www.securitywarehouse.co.uk/catalog/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huxley Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Oh FFS please no! There could be a market place for this? Alarm cats protection....your pussy will find the flap! If younger 4i pussy security will install slabs for cat to gain entry.... Our motto "your pussy is our security" "back door entry" Â PMSL Â "We take the risk out the stray Pussy access" Â " Your flaps are safe with Us" Â "Secureaflap your Pussy is safe with us" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sw46 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 This is hilarious, I can imagine somebody messing about in a shed inventing this, taking it to the 'Dragons' only to be told how rediculous it is and they should carry on with their career as a burger flipper and forget the £100,000 and house remortgage they have invested in it. It actually looks like a legitimate device in my opinion, makes great sense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew.brough Posted October 31, 2013 Author Share Posted October 31, 2013 Bit tricky to install as requires permanent 12v but been really happy with it, despite it's very pricy fee. www.securitywarehouse.co.uk/catalog/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neutech Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I had the older version with on board batteries for couple of years but replaced it with this one few months back, problem with both if another cat (burglar) wants in it'll bash it until it does, the wee red or green "arm" that shoots up to hold the flap will weaken after a while.Next time mine goes i'm gonna hook up some sort of shunt bolt to keep it closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfur mo Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 As a veteran of chasing cats from warehouses on early cold mornings, climbing stock and finding a cat latrine made from the plastic wrap, i'd only fit a cat flap to my expensive back door - if it was designed as a guillotine! just a thought, could you run the flap (or guillotine ) from a solar panel and rechargeable batteries? If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huxley Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 I had the older version with on board batteries for couple of years but replaced it with this one few months back, problem with both if another cat (burglar) wants in it'll bash it until it does, the wee red or green "arm" that shoots up to hold the flap will weaken after a while.Next time mine goes i'm gonna hook up some sort of shunt bolt to keep it closed Our girl can dive from 6ft and get through the flap like a missile thats why we have a broken red tab now going to fit a shoot bolt next that will slow her up and give her a headache lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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