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once saw a lass in her 20's & her bloke, moving tables old out of a bar conversion, just inside the entrance parts of the floor where up, they moved a number of these table together outside on the pavement to give away / skip 'em.

Anyway she stumbled in the hole & fell legs either side of the joist taking full impact with the olde beef curtains, her freinds helped her up & took her upstairstairs with hre mascara running wilst walking like john wawne....

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once saw a lass in her 20's & her bloke, moving tables old out of a bar conversion, just inside the entrance parts of the floor where up, they moved a number of these table together outside on the pavement to give away / skip 'em.

Anyway she stumbled in the hole & fell legs either side of the joist taking full impact with the olde beef curtains, her freinds helped her up & took her upstairstairs with hre mascara running wilst walking like john wawne....

Did'nt you offer to inspect the damage? :whistle:

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Fitting an Alarm in a house, took my mates boy with me for some work experience. Woman (Bruiser) in the house took a fancy to his long hair & kept following him around, anyway woman disapeared for a while & we carried on with the install. About 10 minutes later he goes up stairs to pull some cable in, next I hear is him legging it down the stairs. He walked into the bedroom to get to the airing cupboard & finds her starkers on the bed playing with her toy, bugger would'nt come back into the house & won't work with me again. Strange boy :rolleyes:

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lad drilled with metre bit from garage to understairs. drill bit went through gas meter..

Bit of an Explosive situation :whistle:

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lad drilled with metre bit from garage to understairs. drill bit went through gas meter..

Ive noticed a few that once the drill bit clears they just keep going. a few weeks ago one

came through ceiling and kept going into a wasp nest (i cleared the space in one movement) Another drilled ceiling, void then tiles on roof. Some just dont have the feel for the job.

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just think have exagerated idea of length....

till they get a girlfriend.

(why the metre bit? just bog std cavity wall.. huh?)

We carry 8mm @ 600mm and 10mm @ 1000mm Anything else is a special LOL

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