PeterJames Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 9 hours ago, whistle said: Once did a job at a chapel of rest was advised not to go in a certain room. Once we where left alone went in for a look. 3 bodies on stainless steel beds in the process of being embalmed, not the best thing I have ever seen. Found an axe in a funeral parlour whilst running cables, it conjured up plenty of thoughts about rigamortis ect. I asked what they used it for. It turns out that they had a body shipped back from South Africa, and because of strict laws on flying a dead body it had to be in a sealed zinc coffin, when it arrived they could not see a way of opening it other than using an axe. Apparently that was the worst smelling jobs they had ever had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datadiffusion Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Still, probably got a nice xmas bonus from the scrappie? Quote So, I've decided to take my work back underground.... to stop it falling into the wrong hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Worked in lots of funeral parlours Co-Op and private, no issue with dead people as long as they are not kids. Quote Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datadiffusion Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, norman said: no issue with dead people as long as they are not kids. indeed Quote So, I've decided to take my work back underground.... to stop it falling into the wrong hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amps Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 17 hours ago, al-yeti said: Hmm is this often done in the industry going through people stuff? Can't say it's my thing , I would have chucked you out if I caught you Let me get this right, you sayin you've never sniffed used panties out of the wash basket? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixwheeledbeast Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 7 hours ago, norman said: Worked in lots of funeral parlours Co-Op and private, no issue with dead people as long as they are not kids. Second that, once caught glimpse of a baby being preped for embalming, while doing a walk test. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElecTech Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Anything more light hearted?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Once saw a clown in there. Joking! Quote Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al-yeti Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 24 minutes ago, norman said: Once saw a clown in there. Mirror 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 That cut like a knife. 1 Quote Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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