james.wilson Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 At the end of the tax year, the A.T.O. sent a tax inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the taxman was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said: “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. I imagine there's a lot of wastage there. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?""Good question," noted the executive. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll.""Oh," replied the taxman, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. However, he was now well mounted on his favourite hobby horse and ready to be critical.“What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?" "Ah, yes," replied the executive, who actually hadn't a clue, but rising to the challenge. "We save that too, and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they send us a free bag of plaster.""My, my, an answer for everything!" responded the auditor, who also fancied himself a bit of a wit. "What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?""Here, too, we do not waste," answered the executive. What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the tax office, and about once a year they send us a complete prick." Quote securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21ninja Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 That made me chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJames Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 20 hours ago, 21ninja said: That made me chuckle. Made my eyes hurt, and Id heard it before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, PeterJames said: Made my eyes hurt, and Id heard it before I did the large print just for you Quote securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJames Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 16 minutes ago, james.wilson said: I did the large print just for you It takes me ages to get to the bottom of the page to reply, and its gonna take me ages to get back up to the top again now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 increase your screen res above 800x600 then you bat... Quote securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 hour ago, PeterJames said: It takes me ages to get to the bottom of the page to reply, and its gonna take me ages to get back up to the top again now! Quote Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 careful wrists are broken from those huge heights Quote securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJames Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 bstards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 lol Quote securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHappy Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 13 minutes ago, norman said: old pic, Pete hasn't had that much hair since 1998 1 Quote Mr Veritas God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 its a bit unfair to target just one admin, surely I'm due Quote securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Equal bullying rights in the workplace? Quote Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixwheeledbeast Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 13 minutes ago, norman said: Equal bullying rights in the workplace? Who is working? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 aaww you all care Quote securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al-yeti Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 hour ago, james.wilson said: its a bit unfair to target just one admin, surely I'm due When you going to put Tsi on a real server? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 just after you start installing properly 1 Quote securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Your money's safe. Quote Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 I was expecting a good reposte Quote securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al-yeti Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, james.wilson said: just after you start installing properly I knew that was coming though, come on seriously, I can't sleep much and spend time getting depressed on Tsi only to find it's offline because you won't give it to a real host in Brighton Just now, al-yeti said: I knew that was coming though, come on seriously, I can't sleep much and spend time getting depressed on Tsi only to find it's offline because you won't give it to a real host in Brighton Does it have an automatic reboot facility so it can miss it's usually crash behaviour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 brighton likes to host lots of things didn't know you had a 'pad' with him Quote securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al-yeti Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 sorry I assumed you was an i'pad' user you could be a giver for all I know Quote securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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