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Injured Golfer


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A blonde was playing golf At one hole she took a big swing and fell over.

The party waiting behind her were a group from London that included Ed Miliband

Ed quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said,"I'm Ed Miliband and I hope you'll vote Labour in the next election”.

She laughed and quickly said:"I fell on my ****, not my head."

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Originally said by Charles Babbage
On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

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