MrHappy Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Sounds like an inspirational leader. TBH I was thinking Nev & the call centre ? Quote Mr Veritas God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlarmScot Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 TBH I was thinking Nev & the call centre ? Nah our boss does not shout but if you enter the office, He be first to offer you a cup of tea and then point to the kettle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alterEGO Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 What comes after 'S' in the alphabet? Yes please, 1 sugar and milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I used to use, 'can i fix your kettle' till one customer said 'how did you know it was broke' Quote securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alterEGO Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Then there were the jobs you had to ditch it in a plant pot on the sly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goncall Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Then there were the jobs you had to ditch it in a plant pot on the sly. lol I've had 2 only like that from old dears,one she put salt in instead of sugar,the other which was like a kick in the nuts she used the water she had boiled her veg in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Lol Or the sterie milk Quote Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alterEGO Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Eww.......topped only by sour milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I lost all sense of smell and taste about 10 years ago, lasted for a couple of years. I first noticed when I drank some milk from the carton, and never smelt or tasted it was off, I just felt the chunks going down my throat. Quote Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlarmScot Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I lost all sense of smell and taste about 10 years ago, lasted for a couple of years. I first noticed when I drank some milk from the carton, and never smelt or tasted it was off, I just felt the chunks going down my throat. That actully makes me feel sick. I never drink tea from Domestic Clients anymore as sometimes they offer you cup of tea and the cup is dirty. Good Commercial Client I go to Always offer Tea/Coffee and wee biscuit or fruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goncall Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I never drink tea from Domestic Clients anymore as sometimes they offer you cup of tea and the cup is full of flowers chocolates and tools.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichL Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 I lost all sense of smell and taste about 10 years ago, lasted for a couple of years. I first noticed when I drank some milk from the carton, and never smelt or tasted it was off, I just felt the chunks going down my throat. Gross, you drink from the carton? Quote Originally said by Charles Babbage On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixwheeledbeast Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 That actully makes me feel sick. I never drink tea from Domestic Clients anymore as sometimes they offer you cup of tea and the cup is dirty. Bit of **** never hurt anyone. Normally you can tell if you want a brew from how well the house is kept Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Problem with kids nowadays is they are not exposed to germs etc. All this antibacterial stuff makes us more susceptible to the things it's trying to protect from. Gross, you drink from the carton?Hardcore. Quote Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlarmScot Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Gross, you drink from the carton? If I drink from Carton I spill it down myself. Only got a wee mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew.brough Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Only got a wee mouth Me too Quote www.securitywarehouse.co.uk/catalog/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJames Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 I never drink tea from Domestic Clients anymore as sometimes they offer you cup of tea and the cup is dirty. I hate that, I would be mortified if I offered a trades person a cuppa at my house and it was below acceptable quality in some way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlarmScot Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I hate that, I would be mortified if I offered a trades person a cuppa at my house and it was below acceptable quality in some way I once had a client basically tell me that if we wanted a brew to make it ourselves as she was too busy watching catch-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew.brough Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 I hate that, I would be mortified if I offered a trades person a cuppa at my house and it was below acceptable quality in some way First thing I always offer I once had a client basically tell me that if we wanted a brew to make it ourselves as she was too busy watching catch-up. I've done similar but not out of laziness. I've just said the kettle has an unlimited supply and milk is in the fridge and feel free to use it as often or as little as your want. Quote www.securitywarehouse.co.uk/catalog/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datadiffusion Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 BYO teagbags? Quote So, I've decided to take my work back underground.... to stop it falling into the wrong hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcelec Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 sorry to be a spoil sport and go back to the original topic! We have been looking at new systems, the main issue we have is that we use macs, whilst at Firex I came across a company called Tesseract who provide a system for G4S and OpenView, the system is browser based which would suit us as we could access via mac. The main concern is the initial investment! has anyone else come across or heard of this system? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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