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Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums...
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Johnny was sat in his Biology lesson when all of a sudden the teacher shouted across the classroom,
"Johnny! I said, how do you make a hormone?!"
Apparently, "dont pay her" was not the correct answer...
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Apparently the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag.
So every morning I slap the wife and say "2 sugars, fat ****."
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David Cameron has imposed a new tax on sex:
Kissing will be taxed at 10%, Hugging at 20%,
Squeezing at 30%, Smooching at 50%
and full on sex at 90%.
The great news for you, as a ******.. It's still tax free.
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A bloke from Yorkshire goes into a jewellers.
He says "Can tha mek a gold statue o mi dog?"
The jeweller replies "Aye recon I can. Does tha want it eighteen carat?"
The bloke says "Nay ya daft lad, I want it chewing a bone!"
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Edited by PeterJames, 23 January 2011 - 07:47 PM.
