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A lawyer, an economist, and a teacher were going to the bathroom.
The lawyer gets done, washes his hands, and then proceeds to use
almost the entire roll of paper towels to dry his hands. He says "I was taught
to be thorough." The economist gets done, washes his hands, but uses only one
paper towel. He says "I was taught to be environmentally friendly." The teacher
gets done and leaves without washing his hands. He says "I was taught not to
piss on my hands."