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A Flat Stomach

sparky999
in Just Joking

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A Flat Stomach

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his

dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts,

worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to

find

him..

The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?'

The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and

sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it..'

'Your wasting your time,' said the boy.

'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled.

'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on

her

knees and blows it right back up.'

Peter Robinson

Freelance

M:07889038650

Beaver?

I really can't be ar**** with it anymore.
Beaver?

Agreed :whistle:
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